NCRA Director Jason Meadors, FAPR, RPR, CRR, CRC, a freelance reporter from Fort Collins, Colo., had some fun making this holiday favorite steno-friendly. We share it here with best wishes for a happy holiday from the entire NCRA Board of Directors.
Stenographers’ Twelve Days of Christmas
NCRA style
On the first day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
A file that was error free!
On the second day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the third day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Seven over-talkers
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Eight disgruntled members
Seven over-talkers
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Nine face masks falling
Eight disgruntled members
Seven over-talkers
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Ten toilet rolls a-missing
Nine face masks falling
Eight disgruntled members
Seven over-talkers
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Eleven new disasters
Ten toilet rolls a-missing
Nine face masks falling
Eight disgruntled members
Seven over-talkers
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me
Twelve miracles by staffers
Eleven new disasters
Ten toilet rolls a-missing
Nine face masks falling
Eight disgruntled members
Seven over-talkers
Six Internet disruptions
Five copy orders!
Four callers dropped
Three screens froze
Two canceled trials
And a file that was error free!
